Ella, age 6:  “Mom, do you know about Saint Nicholas?”

Mom: “Yes.”

Ella:  “Saint Nicholas was Santa Claus. He gave presents to people. He was a saint.”

Mom: “That’s right.”

Ella: “And Saint Nicholas is dead. That means Santa is dead. That means there isn’t any Santa Claus.”

Mom: “Then where do all your presents on Christmas morning come from?”

Ella: “Your grandparent go out at night and buy all the presents and wrap them and that’s that.”

So at least her dad & I are not responsible this year.



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